Twilight is becoming the new generalization...

Yeah, you know you know what I'm talking about!

"he's such a MIKE"

"she's such a jessica!"

"ewwww he's a tyler"

"omg what an Edward "

Oh, you KNOW what I mean.

so yeah, maybe I have a few of my own.

WHAT??! don't act like it's uncommon!!!

SO. FIRST.

We have our....

Edward.

Guess who?

Oh, you KNOW who.

that's right.

Ben.

((go figure))

And WHY, you may ask, is Ben EDWARD?

well lemme tell you.

Ben is Edward bc Ben has decided to be completely selfless, overthinking, kinda awesome at like everything (except a few things, but hey, he's only human *coughhackdie*), and, oh, maybe just REALLY PALE WITH AWESOME HAIR.

right.

So THEN we must find out the OTHER HALF!!!

Remember, this doesn't actually apply most of the time. but it totally applies RIGHT NOW so i'm going to USE IT, DAMMIT!

My Jacob?

((Yeah, in case you didn't catch that, the next person i'm talking about is Jacob.))

Whoa. go figure.

soooo.....he's....

Chris (Hensel, I mean)

It's crazy shit, man!!! Like, you never would've thought it, but he kinda is. I mean, it's really random and whatnot, but he IS really warm and cuddly (and him being warm-ish was how I realized how this all fit) and he's kinda tall and...well, he generally looks like Jacob, and although he doesn't work with cars, he is in Vet school, so yeah. And he's older than me, not younger, but it's about the same age difference.

AND when we were at csz him and Ben were all like *claim Sarah*. It was amusing. Not necessarily consistant (Ben claimed a lot) but still...enough that it counts.

Okay, so, laugh at me all you want. it's a silly theory, I know. But at the same time, it TOTALLY fits.

OH! ONE LAST THING!

Mike = Mike

*shudder*

((IKR??!))

But yeah. So....there's that little thought...yaaaaay...

okay, have fun now.

Hope you enjoyed my fascinating little spiel there.

ps: ttly sorry for not posting last night; my cpu was being a bitch...ack. :(

~Sarah